Maybe he would look like this. Image is a hood ornament on a 1950 Cadillac. I hope you enjoy.
Fujifilm X100s – 1/1000 @ f/2.0 – ISO 400
The worst part about getting old is you just can’t bend like you used to ! This is a distorted “selfie” of yours truly in the reflection of a 1950 Cadillac “Bullet” shaped bumper guard. I thought it would look cool because of all the pitting in the chrome and the remnant of Scotch Tape. I hope you enjoy.
Fujifilm X100s – 1/850 @ f/2.8 – ISO 400